"But seriously folks, my mother-in-law drives me crazy. I bought her a chair for her birthday... but my wife wouldn't let me plug it in! Hey, I'll be here all week. Try the veal."
https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/313386
Bayeux Tapestry arrives in Britain under overnight police escort
"It arrived in the UK yesterday, and, escorted by the Kent and Metropolitan police, it was taken from Folkestone to the British Museum in an overnight operation.
That journey marked the first time the tapestry had been in the UK since it was made, probably by Canterbury embroiderers, and it was soon afterwards sent to Bayeux Cathedral in France. It has remained in France ever since."
Visited Kensington Palace and the Serpentine yesterday
Kensington Palace has an exhibit on the last royal princesses of the Punjab, while the Serpentine has been running a David Hockney exhibit since before he died, which makes it especially poignant.
"You...want me to put your face as the baby Jesus?"
"I'm paying for it, aren't I?"
"I guess so"
