Bike the Cycling Capital of America
(I am fairly sure this isn't an April Fool's joke)
The Elroy-Sparta bike trail has three rock tunnels and five small towns along its 32-mile route.
"The 22-mile La Crosse River State Trail has been developed from the abandoned Chicago and Northwestern Railroad between Sparta and La Crosse..the scenery is a prairie setting with patches of farmland, forests and wetlands."
Wisconsin senate passes bills targeting naked bike rides
"Lawmakers in the state Senate approved two bills that seek to ban naked bike ride events...It comes in response to a naked bike ride event last year when the Madison Police Department received multiple complaints alleging a 10-year-old girl participated in the event. However, the Dane County district attorney later determined no state laws were broken."
https://www.cbs58.com/news/senate-passes-bills-targeting-naked-bike-ride-events-in-wisconsin