Okay, I have to say the Daily Kos snark game is on point.
"once you've been released from the hospital after jabbing two pairs of barbecue tongs in your ears rather than listening to another word of that"
"There's a perfectly good explanation for this, and the explanation is that Ron DeSantis has the charisma of a melted plastic spoon."
"DeSantis' announcement speech was so boring it would be illegal to subject lab rats to it"
If Ron DeSantis could read a room, he'd be very upset right now